The Story of How Jade Killed Me. By Aidan

So, yesterday Jade killed me. It wasn’t violent. It was, however, the most painful thing that’s happened in my life. Jadii McRadTabulous, as she is known in IPT (according to my database) did the cruellest thing. She gave me a goodbye present. It wasn’t like the earlier one she gave me, the dictionary of random words we keep adding to, or the little Asian-style baby-Converse. It hurt. She made me a track, basically a mixtape.

I cried. Then stopped crying, and went to hide in my room. I cried. And I listened to it again when I was doing the dishes. I cried.

It was so sweet. I don’t care who sang, though they were good. I don’t care what the songs were called. And while I do care about the lyrics and what they meant coming from Jad, that wasn’t what meant the most to me. Wanna know what did? The fact that someone I love went out of their way to do something sweet in their own way. And since then, I need to do something back. But I don’t know how. I now have a piece of Jade for when I go. I want to give her a piece of me back. I’m not gonna do the whole blood-brothers thing, as OH MY GOD THERE’S A GUY ON [V] DANCING IN A SHIRT AND UNDERWEAR! Oh, it’s the Dukes of Windsor. They’re coming to Boyne Island in April.

So I’m broken. I don’t want to leave. On top of that, I was looking at our yearbooks and now I’m more dead. I killed Jade last week and now she killed me.

I’ll never recover. I finish work for the year on Thursday the 12th, and my last day of school is Thursday the 19th. Jade, we have seventeen days together. Well, thirteen. Plus any out-of-school time. I have twenty-one sleeps (including tonight’s, which I’m coming up on fast) until I leave for Japan. Far out.

Also, going to Rocky tomorrow. There’s this Project Compassion thing going on that looks interesting. I’ve established why I’m going. I shall represent it in chart form.

Yes, Macca’s after. On the word of the teacher. Keep in mind, I didn’t know when I went to ask. It was 45% for day off and 55% because I was interested. Macca’s sorta was a good selling point though.

I’m taking my Maths assignment because it’s due Tuesday and I’ve not quite finished. My LifeSkills assignment, I can finish in like half an hour. It’ll be win. My IPT assignment is due Thursday and I haven’t started. It will be fail intelligence-wise, but win lulz-wise.

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